I killed someone at the store with my gun because they told me to wear a mask. I walked out while everybody started clapping.
POKEMON GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL
1:32 bet he never made it past 3.
It is proven that kids who get vaccinated have a higher chance of getting autism... Because the ones who don't get vaccinated are dead.
1:18 The risk? Bruh. ( I don't affiliate with that group but wanted to point it out)
Fun fact: Psalms 27:9 actually says "Do not hide your face from me, do not turn your servant away in anger; you have been my helper. Do not reject me or forsake me, God my Savior." So what it's saying Is "Don't throw me away due to anger" so that guy is very stupid and is also, very inconsiderate of other people (also yes, I did Google that up, I do go to church but I couldn't remember that part. Feel free to roast me now lol)
5:23 no no, this one was true, they were just laughing AT him and doing it sarcastically
I love how Jack just pulls out an american accent whenever an anti-mask/politics included one comes on. Ight nevermind didn't watch the full thing and that was specified in the passage, don't be dumb kids.
why are people so against happy holidays? Other religions exist
"Relationships aren't a gacha game, it's not like Pokémon!" *gets a Pokémon ad*
“HOmoSEzuWABaBA” IM DEAD😂😂
and they all clapped......
technically vaccines cause autism because more vaccines means more people which means more autism
I don’t get y the first one is there if you are having a freak out and need some help just take the help don’t go o can I have different help
Currently the likes and dislikes are 11k likes and 111 dislikes
I can vouch for the looking down for hearts type of thing for vr, I played keep talking and no one explodes for a couple hours and had a chair set up at the in game table, tried to put the controllers down and they went straight through what I thought was the table. Afterwards at dinner I had my hands below the table and retardedly tried to move them up through it to grab my fork.
1:20 got whiplash when she said homosexuality
11:24 "It's not Pokemon!" SLtoos: Have a Pokemon Go Ad
I'm not bread
10:48 now, legit, once I was about to go down the stairs, like 2 minutes after I woke up, and had a small part of me wanting to jump and fly down. That's when I realized I was playing too much minecraft.
I once walked into a target naked, and the cashier asked me to put clothes on. I said, "THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY!" and the entire target erupted into applause.
vaccinations=more people, more people=more autistic people, vaccinations cause autism.
Me being call a totalitarian baget *laughs in anarchist*
"Habareno" ... Habareno? Habareno pepper? Jack r u ok
All these comments (in video) are cringe lmao
well I got vaccinated and im gay... but im alive too!
The one where they look down to check their hearts might be true. I try to open my inventory all the time lmao.
BRO you won't believe what happened! this one time i asked a girl out... and she rejected me. THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED!
1:46 “ITS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, AFTER ALL” **toddler proceeds to stab the mother and then climb the shelves, ankle biter mode activated**
Who is this everyone and why are they always clapping?
Okay so I have a story that sounds like r/ThatHappened (It could be I'm just taking my mom's word for it) So basically my mom's parents were insanely strict when she was a girl (Early 60's to mid-70's) and were no nonsense, especially her dad. He was an electronics teacher, like wires and power boxes, and remember this was a time where schools were less lenient (Those nuns would mess you up). So one day, my grandfather, hereafter referred to as Dan, was teaching one of his classes, and one kid fell asleep. You ever heard of those teachers that wake up their students in unique ways? This was something like that. So instead of waking him up with a warning like a normal person, Dan thought it was a perfect opportunity to "teach" the rest of the class. So he took some wires, went over to the kid, hooked them to the legs of his chair, went back to his desk, and shocked him. Yes, the perfect way to deal with a troubling student. Apparently, that was just one of the things my grandfather did when he was still alive (R.I.P. Grandpa Dan). There's no real point to this story, I just thought it was funny and I wanted to tell people. So ya. That's it.
E M K A Y B O I S
Alright guys, I’m gonna day it as a Christian, NOT WEARING A MASK IS ANTI BIBLICAL. Nowhere in the Bible does it state that you shouldn’t wear a mask but IT DOES state in the Bible that you must submit (or follow) government authorities, so whenever you see people say “it goes against the Bible” it doesn’t and THEY’RE ones breaking God’s law
11:32 I think that was a 14 yo kid who just saw that fatass with a shotgun in one hand and a bottle of alcohol in another.
Gotta love jacks roasts and salt on the karens, I wish the channell would only be with jack and lil sexy lexy. 👉👈
Day 1 of trying to get seen in old video
The car thing isn't too hard to believe because it actually happened, but the real one was lifted onto a roof piece by piece. It took way longer than they said, though.
Haha I love your American accent.
The Sky is not vast enough to contain all their BS
Why are comments like this: (Random quote from video) *oMg I lAuGhEd So HaRd IdK wHy* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
imagine how many stories on this sub are real
And then they all clapped.
He may like the name "Depresso_Exspresso9" BUT THERE ISNT AN X IN ESPRESSO
Bruh these people really out here thinking they rolled a d20 on a skill check
2:10 sounds like it would be on r/quityourbullshit.
Habareno. Bro. 😂
HELLO EVERYBODY, MY NAME’S JACK AND IM TOTALLY NOT ON CRACK
I’m pretty sure your name is antony miceli
Ah yes, you’re back!
In a bagguet??
Keep in mind he did say he did it despite her objections...
an apple a day keeps the doctor away unless your unvaccinated and had a stroke trying to eat an apple
My 4 month old cousin once said: “people who use fake children quotes are the true idiots of the world and deserve to not pass on their genetics”. So proud of him!
Its hard to hear these stories because these are people who think this way
2:26 alright *loads shotgun with intelligence*
as soon as i read 'increase risk of homosexuality' i paused, went to drink water, came back, and decided to type this: homosexuality is a CHOICE, people! - vaccinated straight guy
0:44 DID HE JUST FRICKIN' SAY HABA *_RENO_* ?
my unborn fetus walked up to vaccinators and exclaimed "halt! thou shall show no pity towards you swine who vaccinate and put shame upon us thou would spit on you but you're too good for thy spit"
Is it just me or did this video actually make you want to die inside.
11:31 its a lot funnier to imagine a woman saying this lmao. I can see why he ran. 😂
That last one was the only one that sounded remotely possible.
"Its not Pokémon." Pokémon ad: "BONJOUR"
@ the elbow story .... the hearts are in the upper left corner... if they were "such a gamer" they would know that.
Although 3 year olds have decent speech I doubt they would even care to remember the names of band members. For example my 5 year old brother likes queen songs but he doesn't even know what the band's called all he knows is that music is good.
You know its fake if the kid is under 5
Merry christmas guy, whas that tiny tim?
I hate it when I’m three years old and a mother I don’t know condescendingly asks me who the people are on my shirt I clearly did not choose for myself
Story 2...... 🧢
Like the video Karen's are idiots
Notice how maskers don't have to make up BS stories about why they're wearing masks. It's only the anti-maskers. I think that makes the score 1000-0 in favor of wearing a mask. Edit: I should have finished the video.
Why do people say useless lies Like karen saying her son got autism because he is vaccinated. Or me saying I'm over 18
Why do all of these posts end with "then they all clapped" at the end
Apparently fam is a new slang term 🤦🏻♂️ I’m British and hear it constantly especially when visiting london
9:55 I love the way he says “what does lighting a candle mean?” And I don’t know why
Parents really be saying all kinds of shit that their kids didn't actually say. I bet the kid's as clueless as us about what's going on in his mom's bullshit generator brain.
Only remotely unbelievable thing I did was get woken up when I accidentally fell asleep in math class, got asked to solve the question on the board, and answered it wrong just to redo my work and get it right later on in class...
1:08 yeah tbh she has a point. Vaccinated people are more likely to get cancer, be autistic and/or homosexual. Cause they’ll be alive and non vaccinated ones won’t.
I actually know an anti-vaxx mom and her son who wasn't vaccinated his whole life (he was 17). He was actually gay and not out yet because he knew his mom was a homophobic turd
I say merry holidays to make people uncomfortable
Who the fuck brushes their teeth in a gyms' bathroom sink?
Hey I wasn't procrastinating I was taking a break... That I started 2 hours ago
I got so fed up of the BS posts in this video that I just couldn't finish it. I know, I'm watching a video of the subreddit r/Thathappened but still.
Risk of HoMoSeXuAliTy
help me reach my 100 subscriber goal?
Now here's a true story, we had these metal yard sticks in my Art class, and everytime the teacher left, some kids grabbed them and started to "Swordfight" with them. Man was it wild.
Fake. Nobody clapped
Does r/ Delusionalparents exist yet
Everyone asks Who is Jesus But no one asks How is Jesus....
Talked to him yesterday, he says he's tired, but feeling well.
I feel my braincells packing up and moving south as I watch this video. XD
I've always wandered why there are no anti-vaxers here. I think I figured it out. Since vaccinating is not a choice, but a law everyone much follow, they all moved to USA. Well... time to nuke them. There is no saving them anymore. XD
This Subreddit make me hate the world
I've had 3 nieces and a nephew (my DNA is too cursed to have kids of my own), so, in my own experience, 2 and 3-year-olds can actually say surprisingly eloquent things from time to time.
I'd belive parts of the 2nd story is true, not the part with the 2 year old and grandma telling that the vaccinated people would die. But the part where the Vaccinated Parents got angry, I would also get angry with some random lady came up to me, interupted our conversation just to start talking BS and then refusing to leave when told. Also the story at 7:00 could also be plausible if not for the end where everyone clapped. Also the story at 12:49 is most likely true, Walmart from what I heard is the most insane place on earth where fucking anything can happen.
YES VACCINES DO GREATLY INCREASE THE CHANCE OF HOMOSEXUALITY. If they don't live to be gay, they won't be gay
*calls habanero "habareno"* that wasn't very cash money of you.
as an autistic person, vaccines dont cause autism lmao
Who knows? Maybe these conspiracy theorists accidentally went to a parallel universe where ignorance is acceptable to society