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3:57 Anyone else think of Ace Ventura?
whether you did or didn’t learn how to assemble or repair something from from your parents aren’t their responsibility. Learn to watch and listen. Or maybe your parents were just shit at either DIY or parenting, or both.
Sometimes i dont realise how much i love this sub
Why is pokes fake a*s in this?
8:19 "God I hate today" Ad just after that: "WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!"
Omfg. Minus one had me crying.
now its 500,000
Why do I feel like 9:25 is a wooosh.
500.000 today
Will from William? Lol
10:57 my ability to preform alchemy
*American horse pirates.* *Girl in my class who literally wrote "Are" instead of Air and brags about how good she is at both speaking and writing english....
3:22 If I burned 1.42 calories every time I clicked, I'd be a skinny motherfucker not 280lbs. XD
You get will from William not bill
The one talking about how people don't die from covid hurt because my father recently passed and I'm just like oof
nearly 500,000
The 1.9 calories are actually true, normally we measure energy with kilocalories or Calories, but without the capital first, it is true.
Did you know that a new study links laying down to cancer death. 100% of people who die of cancer are laying down.
3:25 technically they could mean Calories and not calories (we use kilocalories for food, and just leave off the kilo for ease of use)
10:40 Jack is the only one who would do this
1:00 Saithama
He values transparency, but he himself is opaque, thus he is in the making glass people company!
Technicallythetruth Feb 16 is by b day pog
6:39 this could totally be r/shittylifeprotips
3:53 Wow that take me awhile
The front of the Burger knows where it is. It knows this because it knows where it isnt
Technically dadjokes
Half the people who supposedly died from covid prolly died from other things not related to covid
13:26 omfg I get why the teacher is losing that fucking gun and I agree
WHERE IS DAMION
I can confirm. I have consumed Dihydrogen Monoxide, and I probably have autism.
No we're travelling 300 yards a second away from the metric system. America frick yeah!!!
The fact that Emkay doesn’t use pure white backgrounds and they use an off white makes me happy
12:30 Perfect tutorial never existe- 12:37 KARLSON
But what If you take a bite of a burger on all four sides Where's the front now
ddddyyy CD you +tttty
A lot of these memes are just terrible dad jokes
Fun fact, your thumb only have 2 bones, other fingers have 3
It took me embarrassingly long to figure out 6:45
6:35
I think i might be going crazy but the video just liked itself
Where's damien?
0:59, everyone can beat him, litterrally everyone in the world.
7:48 had potential if you said "sea lion"
hi robin ^ U ^
Zoo: Has lions Liquid Zoo: Has lion fish
13:24 I mean in the end x does equal 5. They just didn't find it the way the teacher wanted them to.
At 6:50 it said if your parents didn’t have *children* what if you’re an only child? Making that possibly true.
Monke
the cards against humanity one where it's talking about art, I said is an explosion out loud next to my parents and I'm scared they think I'm an arsonist now :\
"What's the biggest thing you would give up for sex?" Nothing. Zilch. Nada. I have better things to do.
Day 2 of telling robin his voice is beautiful
1.42 cal. Not 1.42 kcal. So it's possible.
Lol, baby boomers might better in diy than milennilas, but as a gen z I could basicaly fix any boomer tech that my milenial step dad couldn't
capilwhateries? dyou wanna try that again or...
'If appear is the opposite of disappear is aster the opposite of disaster' r/ technicallythetruth
It's infuriating when boomers blame the current generation for things that the boomers themselves messed up.
3:32 the texts starts moving
The shoot to shoot the shotgun is actually an intentional design by the youtuber dani
Reverse Cowgirl.
10:58 If a women said this, it would actually be worth realy much. For some reason.... -.-
Lmao I was born with autism. It’s really offensive when people say they don’t want to have a vaccine because they might get autism. If you believe this rot and burn in hell. Literally. I am content with my Asperger’s. I stim, yes, and I get weird looks but I love who I am!
0:58 Captain Canada lol
Somehow this video is just as shallow as these memes.
Richard Rich Rick Dick
reverse cowgirl lrigwoc esrever
Revers
Lol the reverse cowgirl i found at r/NSFWfunny
4:31 no it cant
technically the truth or shower thoughts?
PERFECT RIM SHOT LOVE IT USE IT MORE on r/tihi and r/crappydesign
да фуцк тчеы доинг ова дер, bruh it just saying it in english with these letters.
that bible verse joke would be funny if that was how it's written but it says "put to death" not "stoned" in every translation I found
Well guess I had water
Hi
Can someone explain 10:40 to me?
0:58 this is wrong, its captain thanoes
Robin I now hate you with every cell in my body. You are a failure for your opinion on the office and I refuse to watch another one of emkay's videos with you
when you steal content from others just to read them online..
Should i google reverse cowgirl?
Thanks for making feel better in the hospital emkay
If I had a quarter for every time robin got up on a soapbox I'd have like 20 dollars probably idk
4:33 - 4:40 thank you emkay editors for making it impossible to screenshot this comic this is part of the reason people watch this channel, to find funny images and you have made that more difficult
7:24 I'm concerned of what you're letting your child play with.
Man the x² = 25. The guy was right the answer was x = 5
You mean A sea lion
6:27 put the picture of a gun on the mask so got a gun and a mask
@3:25 I don't. A food calorie is technically a kilocalorie (i.e., 1000 calories).
I like liquid zoo rather than aquarium don't know why
4:31 WHAT DID HE SAY
yeah here in canada were amazing we chug maple syrup
I looked up the thumbnail on my school laptop, bc I didn't know what it was, and i cant delete my search history. i'm definitely going to be expelled.
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The one at 13:24 is actually a loop, or a paradox or something. The term is x to the power of 2 equals 25. Since x is equal to 5. We know that the answer is 5. However. We cannot ever obtain that answer because we would not know how to solve it. So it is a loop. (I think)
Get high protein with great granola flavours
1:38 Bisexuals, Pansexuals, Asexuals, and Aromantics that have been shunned by their community for not fitting the standerd:
4:57 thats not russian its just russian characters lol
8:00 actually you cant, you cant consent to sex if your impaired
13:23 the scary thing is that he got the equation correct
12:15 yesss finally someone says it, I have seen this so often on like choosing beggars and shit where they make it seem like the guy below is in the right, if you think it's acceptable to give a shitty ass tip in a country like america where the servers wage literally depends on tips then fuck you
"If you're dying your life is ending." -Me 2021